Bill Barnett

Ten things I love about pumpkin pie:

1. Pumpkin pie reminds me of Thanksgivings spent with loved ones.
2. Alliteration!
3. Pumpkin is a fruit. (I know that’s more a “fact” than a “like” but it’s cool nonetheless.)
4. Pumpkin pie helped promote peace between Native Americans and the Pilgrims. (OK, this one is debatable but it makes me feel good to think of it in that light.)
5. Pumpkin pie is a great source of potassium and Vitamin A.
6. “Ken I pimp up” is an anagram of pumpkin pie.
7. What the H_ll is not to love about pumpkin pie?!
8. No one (with a rational mind) cares if you put gobs of whipped cream on top of it.
9. Nothing with eyes was senselessly slaughtered to make pumpkin pie.
10. You can almost spell PHP with three of the letters in “pumpkin pie.”